This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.
We don’t have kids.
We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.
I have a great need for this.
Via queen sorinna
since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon
here u go, bud
YOU REPULSIVE CELERY STICK.
heheheh obtuse jar of relish
Catatonic Woolen Sock!
Via Ramavatarama y'all
myriadfantasy said: Napkin for Ms. Spoilers, Drive for Minori (saber-riding distance rather than driving :P), Field for Nighte, Coconut for Eilif
Spoilers: She knows how to act the proper part of the lady, and she does take after…(Spoilers!)Though her flirtatious nature helps her stray away from such things, and how she acquired that is another very large spoiler!
Minori:There are two things Minori wants right now, and he’d take Garter and steal them away in a heartbeat. Though saying the location gives away quite a lot!
Nighte:She loves the outdoors! There’s so many mountains that she can blow up..
Eilif:A nice cave piled up with shiny things she could curl up into, and not have certain elves (Minori) bothering her.
I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK
I feel like a legend.
This HAS to be satire.
It has to.
I certainly hope so.